First time I’ve heard “cuneiform” or “Ea-Nasir” spoken. I don’t mind that “Ea-Nasir” sounded different in my head, I’ve only known about him for a few years, but I’ve known the word “cuneiform” for decades and have been wrong about it this whole time.
See, when people say TikTok harnesses the pure madness of the internet, this is what it should mean.
my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old
Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier
50 First Doses
You trick Louis? You trick Louis like a common fool? Oh jail, jail for owners ONE MILLION YE-oh what’s this? A treat?
And they are all very cute 🥰 They turn 1 on 11/5. And they continue to be the light of my life 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
Their costumes are tied to their personalities and also my general sexism for insisting on making Briski a witch bc that has always one of my fave costumes 😂 She was easy to put the hat on but impossible to get her to look up wearing it. Onion is so chill usually we thought the lil pumpkin would be so easy to capture on camera and he was NOT. But devil vampire PikPik took a ridiculously good pic on try ONE despite us having kept him for last bc he is the spicy one 🌶️
officialmod619 is not a moderator of tumblr. Don’t give them your password. Please report them for phishing. This has been a psa.
just a few… other notes that might be relevant
tumblr will not contact you over dm. and even if they did they would use like, the staff account? but i’m reasonably sure they will only ever email private correspondence with users (because this is how most corporate platforms do things)
tumblr doesn’t give a single flying fuck who you block or why you block them. they’re the ones who gave you that tool. NO website cares who you block or why, unless you’re on xitter, in which case elon musk will cry about it if you block him.
no website worth its salt will ever ask you to confirm your password outside of the login/register/account settings screens. especially not in a dm, guys, come on.
if you get an alarming message of any kind–be that text, email, phone call, dm, fucking snail mail–that demands you comply in handing over information in a limited window of time, you need to already be on edge. that is a red flag. that is the BIGGEST red flag. i’m pretty sure there are scant few scenarios where expediency would be warranted on your part and you’d be contacted by any site staff about it, if there are any at all. they are trying to make you panic so you give them your credit card/passwords/fucking neopoints or whatever. don’t give into that.
if you get an unexpected message from an account you don’t know claiming to be an authority of some kind who needs information from you, you need to be skeptical. extremely so. use your search engine of choice to see if anyone else has seen these messages before. check reddit especially.
phishing scams range from woefully incompetent to extremely convincing, and anyone can fall for them for a variety of reasons, but at their heart they almost always fly directly in the face of established website/bank/mail carrier/etc protocol. stay safe out there.
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